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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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