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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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