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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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