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Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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