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Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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