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Retired Fishermen Walker

Taking one more run on an aging sailboat

Retired Fishermen Walker thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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