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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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