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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

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Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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