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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

The richness of Chinese buffet food

Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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