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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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