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Playground Child Eliminator

Down-playing safety in the park

Playground Child Eliminator thanks to Neil Leslie

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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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