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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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