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Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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