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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare


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