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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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