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Rabbit control on Noah's Ark

Limit Of Two thanks to Jim Serritella

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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