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Leading The Way

How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?

Leading The Way thanks to Howard Chapman

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Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too. - David Storey

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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