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How A Leader Leads

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How A Leader Leads thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those be well-tried before you give them your confidence. - George Washington

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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