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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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