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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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