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Going The Extra Mile

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Going The Extra Mile thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Inch, 1 mile - Unknown

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Anyone can run 20 miles. It's the next six that count. - Barry Magee

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese


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