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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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