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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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