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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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