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Gene Lifeguard

Swimming hazards in the Gene Pool

Gene Lifeguard thanks to Chris Kane

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. - Bill Watterson

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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