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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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