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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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