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Corner Stone Art thanks to Keith Blake

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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