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Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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