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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

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Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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