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Appenzell, Switzerland

Swiss holiday in the Alps

Appenzell, Switzerland thanks to joe-kster

Appenzell is a town in northeastern Switzerland, at the foot of the Alpstein mountains. Trails and cableways connect various summits, including towering Santis peak. On the steep cliffs of the Ebenalp, the Wildkirchli cave complex houses a 17th-century chapel and hermitage. Nearby is the old Aescher inn, tucked into the side of a sheer cliff.

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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