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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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