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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Honesty is the best policy. - Miguel de Cervantes

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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