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Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday

Heart-felt reminder that winter is still with us

Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


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