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Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday

Heart-felt reminder that winter is still with us

Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

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