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Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday

Heart-felt reminder that winter is still with us

Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen


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