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Trudeau Flagpole

Even in frozen weather politicians around the world support Justin Trudeau

Trudeau Flagpole thanks to Barry McCartney

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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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