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Tree Hugger Car

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Tree Hugger Car thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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