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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page


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