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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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