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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

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