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Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson


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