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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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