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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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