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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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