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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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