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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt


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