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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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