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Playground Drivers

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Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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