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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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