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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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