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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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