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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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