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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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