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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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