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Does your Doctor have a good sense of humour?

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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