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I Don't Have Mushroom

Cuddling up to your favourite veggie

I Don't Have Mushroom thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms. - Archie Bunker

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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