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Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever you are, try to be a good one. - William Makepeace Thackeray

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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