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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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