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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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