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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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