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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

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