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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

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