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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

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