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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people. - Carl Jung

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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