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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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