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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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darkness visible - John Milton

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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