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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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