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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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