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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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