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Catch Up With Jesus

Lettuce praise and relish him

Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible


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