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Books Due

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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