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Bird Flu vs Swine Flu thanks to Mike King

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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