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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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