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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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