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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Steven Wright

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E. Leonard

Everyone got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. - Billy Idol

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. - Samuel Goldwyn

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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