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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E. Leonard

Everyone got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. - Billy Idol

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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