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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Measure twice, cut once. - Craftsman Aphorism

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

The client may be an idiot, but he's never wrong. - Tripp Evans

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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