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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Measure twice, cut once. - Craftsman Aphorism

Apology is only egotism wrong side out. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Never measure your generosity by what you give, but rather by what you have left. - Fulton J Sheen

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney


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