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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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