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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch


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