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Why We Need Libraries

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Why We Need Libraries thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Tell all the Truth but tell is slant. - Emily Dickinson

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Platitudes are safe, because they're easy to wink at, but truth is something else again. - Hunter S. Thompson

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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