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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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