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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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